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Question: What is the redneck definition of sexual maturity?
Answer: An eight year old girl who can run faster than her brothers.

The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left.

Maturity means being emotionally and mentally healthy. It is that time when you know when to say yes, when to say no, and when to say WHOOPEE!

Question: What's the redneck motto for sexual maturity?
Answer: After eight it's too late.