Mcgriff Jokes / Recent Jokes

Background: Bobby Cox is manager of the Atlanta Braves baseball team. They've won the National League title two in a row and have another good team this year. They've had some trouble scoring, so about a month ago they traded with the San Diego team for Fred McGriff who has won a couple of battling titles. It is a understatement to say that McGriff has improved Atlanta's offense. Atlanta is visiting San Francisco this week to play the Division leading Gaints.
Yesterday, a SF reporter teased Bobby Cox when asking him, "If a car containing your wife and Fred McGriff started toppling over a thousand foot clift, and you had the chance of saving just one of them, which would you choose?"
To which Cox is said to have answered: "My wife couldn't hit the side of a barn door!" :)