Meaty Jokes

Take a vacation; go to Club Dead. Take off that mask! Don’t you think it’s a little early for Halloween? Talk is cheap, but so are you. That’s a very meaty question and I’d like to give it a very meaty answer -baloney! The closest she/he’ll ever get to a brainstorm is a slight drizzle. The cream rises to the top. So does the scum. The going got weird and he turned pro. The inbreeding is certainly obvious in your family. The next time you shave, could you stand a little closer to the razor? The only thing he brought to this job was his car. The overwhelming power of the sex drive was demonstrated by the fact that someone was willing to father you.

Which of our meaty friends are into astrology? Those that are born under the sign of the Ham!