Medicinal Jokes / Recent Jokes

These two nuns walk into a liquor store one evening just before closing time.
They select a cheap bottle of brandy from the shelf and attempt to check out when the clerk begins hesitating.
"Excuse me sisters", he says shyly, "but I don't normally sell alcoholic beverages to nuns."
It's perfectly okay they reassured the clerk," this is strictly for medicinal purposes."
"Very well" said the clerk, "that will be $6.50"
The nuns thanked him and were on their way.
About twenty minutes later, as the clerk is locking the front door, he notices the two nuns staggering down the street, obviously drunk.
He approaches the two and in a very stern voice says "I am ashamed of you two!
You lied to me and told me that the brandy I sold you was for medicinal purposes only, and just look at you now!"
To this the nuns replied "Don't feel bad kind sir, we did not lie to you .
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One day a nun walks into a liquor store to buy a bottle of brandy. Shocked, the sales person said that he cannot, in good concience, sell brandy to a nun. She said, not to worry, it was for medicinal purposes.
Later, on his way home, the sales person sees the nun lying in the gutter, horribly drunk.Outraged, he said to her he thought it was for medicinal purposes. She said of course it was, Mother Superior has constipation, so if she sees her like this, she will shit herself!