Ment Jokes

on thanks giving a little boy saw his mom and dad fighting they called each outher a bitch and a bastered the boy asked what this ment the mom told him it was a polite way of saying ladies and gentalmen. the boy walked away and saw his dad sharping a knife he cut him self and said fuck the little boy asked what this word ment his dad said it ment to cut somthing the little boy walked away his mom asked him to tell every one it was time to cut the turky the little boy walked out side and said OK ALL YOU BITCHES AND BASTEREDS DAD IS ABOUT TO FUCK THE TURKY!

One day a little girl heard her big sister talk on the phone and she said bitch and barstards. The little girl asked her sister what bitches and barstards ment. She said Ladies and Gentlemen.
The next day she saw her mum putting on makeup she said SHIT! the little girl asked what shit ment. Her mum said Makeup.
The next day her dad was cooking a lobster and he said Fuck the little girl asked what that ment and he said cooking.
So one night her mum had a party and the little girl yelled out "Hello bitches and barstards, my mum has shit on her face and my dad is fucking a lobster."

there was three guys in a bar they hered a guy say to another did you know if you went to dead mans cliff and jump off of it say what you want to be then thats what youll change into.
so the three guys went to dead mans cliff and decided that they wanted to try one of the guys said his peace and told hi his friends how much they ment to him and then he jumped and said i want to be an eagale so he changed into an eagle the next guy did the same thing said his peace told his friend how much he ment to him and he jumped and said i wish to be a hawk so he changed into a hawk the next guy said his peace and he didnt bother to tell the other guy how much he ment to him beacuse there wasnt another one so he jumped and said crap crap crap crap and he changed into a pile of crap.