Mans Jokes

Wat is the quickest way to mans heart? Chuck Noris’s fist.

Why did a mans pet vulture not make a sound for five years? It was stuffed.

This fighting couple is in front of a man and his little girl. The couple is having an argument when the wife gets so mad that she leans over with her pocket knife and cuts of the mans penis and throws it out the window. The penis flys into the other mans car and flys back off. The little girl asks "What aws that daddy?" Not wanting to say somthing sexual in front of his 5 year old daughter he aid, "It was only a bug honey." After a while the little girl says "It must of had a pretty big dick then!"

whats the difference between a magic wand and a police mans truncheon?
ones used for cunning stunts and the other for stunning cunts.

Four nuns arrived at the gates of heaven. St. Peter makes the inspection. The first one says:"I have to confess, I held mans penis in one hand." St. Peter says:"You see the bowl of holy water, wash your hand and go in." The second says:"I have to confess, I held mans penis in both hands." St. Peter:"Wash both your hands and go in. Suddenly the other two start fighting, something terrible. St. Peter goes there, pulls them apart, asks *What's going on? One of them shouts I want to gargle, before she washes her ass in there.