"It;s only a bug honey" joke

This fighting couple is in front of a man and his little girl. The couple is having an argument when the wife gets so mad that she leans over with her pocket knife and cuts of the mans penis and throws it out the window. The penis flys into the other mans car and flys back off. The little girl asks "What aws that daddy?" Not wanting to say somthing sexual in front of his 5 year old daughter he aid, "It was only a bug honey." After a while the little girl says "It must of had a pretty big dick then!"

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