Mental health Jokes / Recent Jokes

A guy goes to a psychiatrist. "Doc, I keep having these alternating recurring dreams. First Im a teepee; then Im a wigwam; then Im a teepee; then Im a wigwam. Its driving me crazy. Whats wrong with me?" The doctor replies: "Its very simple. Youre two tents."

How many Borderline P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb? Just one. To threaten suicide if you don't change it for him/her.

How many Obsessive-Compulsive P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb? Just one. But he has to check it 100 times, one for each watt.

How many Passive Aggressive P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb? Oops.I can't believe I broke the last one. I guess you'll have to sit in the dark.

How many Dependent P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb? None, he's still clinging to the old lightbulb.

How many Histrionic P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb? "You want me to change the lightbulb? I could burn my hand! I could be electrocuted! I could fall off the ladder and be paralyzed for life! You don't love me anymore!"

Two psychiatrists were walking down a hall. One turned to the other and said, "Hello." The other one thought, "I wonder what he meant by that."