Psychologists Jokes

How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? None. The light bulb will change itself when it's ready.

How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but the light bulb really has to want to change.

How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but it takes nine visits.

How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? None. The light bulb will change itself when it`s ready. Just one, but the light bulb really has to want to change. Just one, but it takes nine visits.

What do Psychologists say to each other when they meet?" "You're fine, how am I? "