Psychologists Jokes / Recent Jokes

How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?
None. The light bulb will change itself when it's ready.
Just one, but the light bulb really has to want to change.
Just one, but it takes nine visits.

How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? None. The light bulb will change itself when it's ready.

How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but the light bulb really has to want to change.

How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but it takes nine visits.

What do Psychologists say to each other when they meet?" "You're fine, how am I? "

Two psychologists meet at their twentieth college reunion. One of them looks like he just graduated, while the other psychologist looks old, worried and withered. The older looking one asks the other, "What`s your secret? Listening to other people`s problems every day, all day long, for years on end, has made an old man of me." The younger looking one replies, "Who listens?"

How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? None. The light bulb will change itself when it`s ready. Just one, but the light bulb really has to want to change. Just one, but it takes nine visits.