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    Doosra Blade Mil Gaya

    Raat ka time jab Munna aur Chinkie apnay bed room mien so rahay thay to phone ki ghanti baji.
    Voice: Aray doctor sahab jaldi aayeay! Meray betay nay blade kha liya hai.
    Munna abhi jaanay k liye tayyar hi hota k dobara phone aata hai.
    Voice: Doctor Sahab! Aab aanay ki koi zaroorat nahi, meray husband ko shave k liye doosra blade mil gaya hai.

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    Ayodhya Mil Gaya

    Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call.
    Santa: who r u?
    Girl: seeta here.
    Santa: maine to chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to ayodhya mil gaya

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    U.Ravana jokes

    Udurawana gets ready, wears tie, coat, goes out, climbs
    tree, sits on the branch regularly. A man asks why he
    does this. Udurawana:"I've been promoted as branch
    manager."

    Once Udurawana professor asked a plumber to come to his
    college. U know Why? Because he wanted to check where the question paper is
    leaking...

    Udurawana: I hav'nt slept all nite in the train.
    Friend: Y?
    Udurawana: Got upper berth.
    Friend: Y did'nt u Xchnged?
    Udurawana: oye, there was nobody 2 Xchng in the lower
    berth..

    THE BEST
    Teacher lecturing on population - In India after
    Every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid.
    A Udurawana stands up- we must find & stop her!.

    Udurawana -why r all these people running?
    Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
    Udurawana -If only the winner will get the cup, why r
    others running?

    Udurawana had twins; he named them Tin & more...

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