Liye Jokes

Phone Ki Ganti Baji.
Santa: Phone Mere Liye Ho To Kehna Mein Ghar Pe Nahin Hoon.
Jasmeet: Wo Ghar Pe Hain.
Santa: Maine Mana Kiya Tha Ke...
Jasmeet: Phone Mere Liye Tha!

Raat ka time jab Munna aur Chinkie apnay bed room mien so rahay thay to phone ki ghanti baji.
Voice: Aray doctor sahab jaldi aayeay! Meray betay nay blade kha liya hai.
Munna abhi jaanay k liye tayyar hi hota k dobara phone aata hai.
Voice: Doctor Sahab! Aab aanay ki koi zaroorat nahi, meray husband ko shave k liye doosra blade mil gaya hai.

A Foreigner Comes To India. He Likes It And Decides To Spend The Rest Of His Life In India.
One Day He Thougth That He Should Learn Hindi, So He Went To A Hindi Teacher
Teacher: Repeat After Me
Foreigner: Ok
Teacher: Maine Kiya
Foreigner: Maaaaaaaaaaame Kiyo
Teacher: Manoranjan Ke Liye
Foreigner: Maaanoraanjan Kee Liyee
Teacher: Jaldi Chalo
Foreigner: Jaaldi Chaaloo
Then The Foreigner Comes Back To His House In The Way And There Was A Murder Of A Person And The Police Arrived.
Police: Kisne Kiya
Foreigner: Mane Kiya, Mane Kiya!!
Police: Kyuonn Kiya?
Foreigner: Manoranjan Ke Liye
Police: Police Station Chalo
Foreigner: Jaldi Chalo

Raat ka time jab Munna aur chinkie apnay bed room mien so rahay thay to phone ki ghanti baji.
Voice: Aray Doctor sahab jaldi aayeay! Meray betay nay blade kha liya hai
Munna abhi jaanay k liye tayyar hi hota k dobara phone aata hai.
Voice: Doctor Sahab! Ab aanay ki koi zaroorat nahi, meray husband ko shave k liye doosra blade mil gaya hai.

Phone ki ganti baji.
Santa: Phone mere liye ho toh kehna mein ghar pe nahi hoon.
Jasmeet: Wo ghar pe hain.
Santa: Maine mana kiya tha ke…
Jasmeet: Phone mere liye tha!