Jasmeet Jokes

Phone Ki Ganti Baji.
Santa: Phone Mere Liye Ho To Kehna Mein Ghar Pe Nahin Hoon.
Jasmeet: Wo Ghar Pe Hain.
Santa: Maine Mana Kiya Tha Ke...
Jasmeet: Phone Mere Liye Tha!

The world's most avid hockey fan, a beautiful sardarni, had arrived early at the stadium for the first game of the series between local rival teams only to realize that she had left her ticket at home.

Not wanting to miss any of the match, she went to the ticket booth and got in a long line for another seat. After an hour's wait she was just a few feet from the booth when a voice called out,' Hey, Jasmeet!'

She looked up, stepped out of line and tried to find the owner of the voice - with no success. Then she realized she had lost her place in the line, and had to go back to the end of the line and wait all over again. Just as she got to the window, a voice called out,' Hey, jasmeet!' Again she tried to find the voice and got out of line as she wandered looking for the owner of the voice.

But no luck. She was very upset as she got back in line for her ticket.

Finally she had her ticket and took her seat eager for the game to begin. As she more...

Jasmeet: "Your Honor, I Want To Divorce My Husband Santa."
Judge: "But Why? "
Jasmeet: "Because He Is Not Faithful To Me."
Judge: "How Do You Know? "
Jasmeet: "My Lord, Not A Single Child Resembles Him."

The world's most avid hockey fan, a beautiful sardarni, had arrived early at the stadium for the first game of the series between local rival teams only to realize that she had left her ticket at home. Not wanting to miss any of the match, she went to the ticket booth and got in a long line for another seat. After an hour's wait she was just a few feet from the booth when a voice called out,' Hey, Jasmeet!' She looked up, stepped out of line and tried to find the owner of the voice - with no success. Then she realized she had lost her place in the line, and had to go back to the end of the line and wait all over again. Just as she got to the window, a voice called out,' Hey, jasmeet!' Again she tried to find the voice and got out of line as she wandered looking for the owner of the voice. But no luck. She was very upset as she got back in line for her ticket. Finally she had her ticket and took her seat eager for the game to begin. As she waited for it to start, she heard the voice more...

Jasmeet caught her husband Santa Singh searching high and low all around his living room.
Jasmeet: “What are you searching for? ”
Santa: “Hidden camera! ”
Jasmeet: “And what makes you think that there are hidden camera here? ”
Santa: “That guy on tv knows exactly what I am doing. Why every few minutes he keeps saying, You are watching the Star World channel. How does he know that? ”