Tha Jokes

Phone Ki Ganti Baji.
Santa: Phone Mere Liye Ho To Kehna Mein Ghar Pe Nahin Hoon.
Jasmeet: Wo Ghar Pe Hain.
Santa: Maine Mana Kiya Tha Ke...
Jasmeet: Phone Mere Liye Tha!

Once in the indo pakistan war, pakistan was fighting fiercely and capturing everything in sight. A sikh camp called gurudwara hideout was crucial to defend from the pakistanis as it contained all the defence secrets.

The pakistani forces surrounded the base and the sikhs had thought that they had lost the battle but, suddenly out of the bushes jumps cptn. Hari singh wearing a maachar dani! (mosquito net). He pulls out his ak-47 rifle and fires like mad. The pakistanis run off quickly. The next day hari singh gets a medal.

His freinds ask him "yaar thu maachar daani kyon pehenke gaya tha?" hari singh replies "maachar daani itni patli hote hain ki agar maachar nahin ghus sakte, goli kahan se ghussenghi?

In the following war hari singh retires and his son gyani singh (no assumptions please! ) Joins the army. Pakistanis are again surrounding the gurudwara hideout, the sikhs again think they've lost the war but out of the bushes erupts gyani more...

ek din husband ne apne wife ko uske birthday pe pressure cooker gift kiya...... aur bola........ darling, sham ko mere dsto ke liye gajar ka halwa banana...... sham ko jab husband apne dosto ke saath aya to pressure cooker bahar garbage box me tha....... husband ne pucha.. tumne cooker garbage box me kyon dal di..... to wife boli.... ji wo na mere ko baar baar siti maar raha tha........

Aik Sardar apnay kandhay per aik totay (parrot) ko bitha ker jaa raha tha..
Kisi nay pocha: ”Yeh kon sa janwar hai?
”tota(parrot) bola: “Sardar”

Phone ki ganti baji.
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Jasmeet: Wo ghar pe hain.
Santa: Maine mana kiya tha ke…
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