Apne Jokes

ek din husband ne apne wife ko uske birthday pe pressure cooker gift kiya...... aur bola........ darling, sham ko mere dsto ke liye gajar ka halwa banana...... sham ko jab husband apne dosto ke saath aya to pressure cooker bahar garbage box me tha....... husband ne pucha.. tumne cooker garbage box me kyon dal di..... to wife boli.... ji wo na mere ko baar baar siti maar raha tha........

Santa ki ladai apne baap se ho gayi oo usne apne baap ki photo kabristan mein 1 ped pe latka diya Aur Niche Likha "COMING SOON”

Ek baar Santa ki apne baap se ladai ho gayi. Woh kabristan gaya aur apne baap ke naam se board laga diya jis per likha tha' Comming Soon'

Aik aadmi apne dost ki qabar par phool daal raha hota he
Aur brabar men bhi aik aadmi apne dost ki qabar par chawal daal raha hota he.
Pehla Aadmi doosre se kehta he " Ye tumhara dost phool sunghne kab uthe ga?"
Doosra dost:"Jab tumhara dost chawal khane uthe ga