Hota Jokes

Sardar: doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz sunai deta hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.
Doctor: aaisa kab hota hai?
Sardar: phone karte waqt.

khudha ne ager ye rista na banaia hota
ek dost ko duje se na milaya hota
ye zindgi ho jati bejaan
ager maine app jesa dost paya na hota

Aik aadmi apne dost ki qabar par phool daal raha hota he
Aur brabar men bhi aik aadmi apne dost ki qabar par chawal daal raha hota he.
Pehla Aadmi doosre se kehta he " Ye tumhara dost phool sunghne kab uthe ga?"
Doosra dost:"Jab tumhara dost chawal khane uthe ga