Kab Jokes

Teacher: Tum Jhoot Bole Rahe Ho, Kal Rat 2 Baje Light Nahin Thi Tho Tum Kaise Study Kar Sakte Ho Raju Sir Study Me Itna Kho Gaya Tha Ki Pata Nahin Chala Ki Light Kab Gai.

Sardar: doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz sunai deta hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.
Doctor: aaisa kab hota hai?
Sardar: phone karte waqt.