Tum Jokes

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Shahrukh: The guy, if not for the directors direction, would never
comb his hair. No wonder half of the desis are Shahrukh look alike.
Jokes aside, he is one of the top actor in Bollywood, if not the
best. Has the hair, argument on the looks, yea he can act and
overact, and I guess he can dance when the steps aren't too hard.. hehe.
But Shah Rukh Khan at his start wasn't as great as Hrithik is right
now (at his start). He looks good because he dresses good (doesn't
take much, just throw a GAP sweater on your back, some hair spray
and play a violin). After Amitabh and his memorable scenes with
Bollywood Mothers (Nirupa Roi to name one), Shahrukh is probably
the second best when it comes to getting emotional on the screen
with his touching acting,.... especially with his movie mothers.....
Tum sun rahi ho na maaa. .. Maan dekho main aa gaya maaa....... Tum
kuch kahti kyon nahi mum mum mum maaaaa........ from more...

Mother: beta bohat raat ho gaee hay tum kotay par kia kar rahay hoo....

Son: mama chand dekh raha hoon. ...

Mother: beta raat bohat ho gaee hay tum bhi nechay ajaoo aur chand ko kahoo kay ghar chalee jay

A husband is living proof that a wife can take a joke. A husband should never question his wife's judgement. Look whom she married! A lifetime in snooker my dearest, it's happened to you, so don't forget to chalk his cue and the first game you play make sure it's at the end of the day. A man is as good as he has to be; a woman as bad as she dares. A man needs a mistress, just to break the monogamy. A wedding is a funeral where a man smells his own flowers. A wedding ring is like a tourniquet; it cuts off your circulation. Advice to submariners: If torpedo overheats, load tube, go deep and eject. Advice to the new bride: You can't be treated like a doormat if you don't line down. Advice to the new bride: Never trust a husband too far or a bachelor too near. Two bits of advice to the new bride: One, tell your new husband that you have to have one night a week out with the girls, and, two, don't waste that night with the girls. After a moment of quite repose It's tum to tum and toes to more...