Nahin Jokes

Teacher: Tum Jhoot Bole Rahe Ho, Kal Rat 2 Baje Light Nahin Thi Tho Tum Kaise Study Kar Sakte Ho Raju Sir Study Me Itna Kho Gaya Tha Ki Pata Nahin Chala Ki Light Kab Gai.

Mike is causing trouble and Ajit and Robert are discussing it. Robert: Bass! !! Mike humein jeene nahin dega! ! Ajit: Koi Baat Nahin, Robert, Usey CHAMPAGNE mein bhigo do, SHAME usey jeene nahin dega aur PAIN usey marney nahin dega... ha ha ha

Santa & Banta were going with their friend on one scooter & a traffic cop tried to stop them.
Santa said: Sorry bhaji, already 3 baithe hain bilkul bhi jagah nahin hai

Scene: Ajeet ordering his chela to kill the enemy
Ajeet: "Raabert, Isss Haramzaade ko social security pe daal doo. Saale ko
Society jeene nahin degea aur security isse marne nahin degea.

Captain of Military: Naujawanon aage bado
Santa aage nahin bada
Captain: Tum aage kyun nahin bade?
Santa: Apne kaha 9 jawanon aage bado, mein 10ve number pe tha