Munna Bhai Jokes

Munna Bhai:- a Circuit, apun k mind me 1 laucha chal rela he, ye Bagla 1 tang utha k kae ko sota he?
Circuit:- aray simple Bhai, bolay to agar Bagla dosri tang b utha lega to gir jai ga.. .

MUNNA BHAI: Mamu, tu kitna pada hai?
MAMU: B. A.
MUNNA BHAI: Sala, two akshar pada aur woh bhi ulta?

Circuit takes a flight to Singapore and he is seated next to an Englishman. Circuit open his tiffin and serves himself a roti.

ENGLISHMAN:
What is this?

CIRCUIT:
Bread India
Circuit then open the box of jalebi.

ENGLISHMAN:
What is this?

CIRCUIT:
Sweet India
With all the food he hogged on, Munna farts. The Englishman is offended and in shock asks. ..

ENGLISHMAN:
What is that?

CIRCUIT:
Air India

PROFESSOR: Akal badi ki bhais?
MUNNA BHAI: Bole toh pehlay date of birth bata mamu.

After finishing MBBS... Dr Munna Bhai starts his practice.
He checked his FIRST patient's eyes, tongue & ears by TORCH & finally what did he say?
"Battery is OK"