Bhi Jokes

Beggar: Saab 12Rs do na coffee peeni hai.
Man: Lekin coffee to 6Rs ki hai?
Beggar: Par saab girlfrend bhi to hai.
Man: Bhikari hokar bhi GF banali.
Beggar: Na saab, GF ne Bhikari bana diya!

Wife-tum mote ho gye ho. Santa-tum bhi to moti ho gai ho. Wife-m to maa banne wali hu. Santa-m bhi to baap bnne wala hu

Santa & Banta were going with their friend on one scooter & a traffic cop tried to stop them.
Santa said: Sorry bhaji, already 3 baithe hain bilkul bhi jagah nahin hai

A man said to a Sardar: "Petrol ke rate kafi badh gye hai"

Is par Sardar bola: "Menu koi farak nahin penda. Pehle bhi
100 ka bharwata tha ab bhi 100 ka bharwata hoon."

(Scene - Ajit ordering his chela to kill the enemy.)
AJIT: “Robert, Ise varnish mein daal do,
saala mar bhi jaayega aur finish bhi ho jaayega.