Mein Jokes

'Twas the night before Chanukah, boychiks and maidels,
Not a sound could be heard, not even the dreidels.
The menorah was set on the chimney, just right,
In the kitchen my Bubbe hut gechapt a bite.
Salami, pastrami, a glessala tay
and zayerah pickles with bagels, oy vay!
Gezunt and geschmacht, the kindelech felt,
while dreaming of tegelach and Chanukah gelt.

The clock on the mantle it sure was a tickin',
and Bubbe was serving a schtickala chicken.
A tumult arose like a thousand bruchas,
Santa had fallen and broken his tuchas.
I put on my slippers, eins, tsvay, drei,
while Bubba was now on the herring and rye.
I grabbed my robe and buttoned my gotkes,
While Bubbe was so busy, devouring those latkes.

To the window I ran and to my surprise,
A little red yarmulke greeted my eyes.
When he got to the door and saw our menorah,
"Yiddishe kinder," he said, more...

Boy: tommy ne meri saari kitaab kha lee.
Mother: usko mere pass leke aa mein usko saja deti hoon
Boy: saja to meine de dee, uski katori wala dudh mein pee gaya

A potted version of the state of affairs in our country inscribed behind an autorickshaw:
Jheel par paani barasta hai, hamaarey deysh mein Kheyt paani ko tarasta hai, hamaarey deysh mein Zindgee ka haal khasta hai, hamaarey deysh. mein Insaan ka khoon sasta hai, hamaarey deysh mein Ab leedron, afsaron aur paagalon ko chhor kar Kaun khul kar hastua hai, hamaarey deysh mein? The rain fall on lakes in our land While fields go thirsty in our land
What lives of misery do we live in our land
Human blood is cheap in our land
Now besides leaders, officials and lunatics
No one laughs heartily in our land.

Master: Mein tenu kutte te essay likhan nu keha si, Likh ke kyu nahi liyanda?
Student: Ki karda masterr g, jidan he mein kutte te Pen rakhia oh paj geya!! !

Hiya lang lui!
Hi lang jai!
Want to ride in my Honda?
Sure lang jai!
Jump in!

*I'm a Chinese girl, in a Chinese world
Eating wonton, it's perfection
I have light brown hair, Sanrio everywhere
Frustration, in my generation.

Come on bb, let's go drink tea.

I'm a Chinese girl, in a Chinese world
Playing mahjong, nothing is wrong
I have tons of flares, tight shirts everywhere
Looking cocky, just can't stop me.

I'm Chinese, Asian girl, in a white-people world
Egg foo young, just for fun, I do laundry.

You're so tall, Chinese doll, eat some jook and chow mein,
No FOBS here, egg rolls there, fortune cookie.

Eat cha siu, eat bok choi, you can say I love Sam's club.

Repeat *

Come on bb, let's go drink tea.
Ai ai ai yah.
Come on bb, let's go drink tea.
Ooh ooh

Make me cook, make me clean, do whatever is mean
I can do more...