Aisa Jokes

Baith ke mehboob ki zulphoon ke saye talle aisa josh aaya…. wah! wah! wah!
Dekh liya unke abbu ne phir ICU mein hosh aaya.!!

1st Sardar: Yaar koi aisa kaam bata jis main ziada profit ho?
2nd Sardar: Aisa ker sardiyon mein sasti Baraf le ker garmiyon mein baich de. ..

A judge irritated by a lawyer's behaviour, admonished him,
"You are crossing the limits."
"Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai," roared the lawyer.
"How dare you call me saala? I'll have you charged for
'contempt of court'," said the judge angrily.
"My lord misunderstood me," replied the lawyer coolly, "I do not
call you saala, all I said was kaun sa law aisa kehta hai...