Kaun Jokes

A judge irritated by a lawyer's behaviour, admonished him,
"You are crossing the limits."
"Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai," roared the lawyer.
"How dare you call me saala? I'll have you charged for
'contempt of court'," said the judge angrily.
"My lord misunderstood me," replied the lawyer coolly, "I do not
call you saala, all I said was kaun sa law aisa kehta hai...

EK bar Sardar Gangubai k ghar jata hai. ..!
aur ja kar darwaza knock karta hai'
Gangubai: Kaun hai?
sardar: main!
Gangubai: main kaun?
sardar: "Tu Gangubai"