Mein Jokes / Recent Jokes
Log kehte hain ki khuda ne aapko badi fursat mein banaaya hai...
Theek hi kehte hain, faltoo kaam fursat mein hi to kiye jaate hain.
Boy: tommy ne meri saari kitaab kha lee.
Mother: usko mere pass leke aa mein usko saja deti hoon
Boy: saja to meine de dee, uski katori wala dudh mein pee gaya
WEITTEN behind a three-wheeler was the following message:
Rama yug mein doodh milaa
Krishna yug mein ghee Congress yug mein daroo miley
To khoob dabaa kay pee. (In Lord Rama's age the
land flowed with milk In Lord Krishna's age there was
lots of ghee During Congress rule there is
liquor in plenty Drink to your fill and be merry.)
Angry Chiman-Abe mein is duniya ko mita dunga - mita dunga- mita dunga.
Gundya standing besides said mein tujhe rubber nahi dunga.
Ik adhami bus te chard reha aa te aage kurdiya ah jandiya ne
Oh kurdiya nu kehnda ke tusi pehlo chard jo mein badh
vich charda aa
Kurdiya chard jandiya ne te conductor kehnda aa "No
More"
Soch da aa koi gal ney mein agli bus te chard java ga
Dujhi bus aundi aa te pher kurdiya ah jandiya ne, te dubara oh kurdiya nu keh denda aa ke tusi pehlo chard jo, es vari vi conductor kehna aa "No More"
Pher agli bus ley udeekda aa
Jadho chardan laga aa te pher kurdiya ah janiya ne, te conductor pher ak da aa "No More"
Haar ke bandha kehnda aa "Sala morniya nu chardayi janda aa, jadh mor de vari aundi aa te kehnda aa NO MORE"
PATNA autowallas have an earthy sense of humour. A poster spotted on the inside of a vehicle bore the following inscription: Phirta raha Dilli mein
par Dilwali nahin mili, Marta raha jiski yaad mein
voh Gharwali nahin mili!
1st Sardar: Yaar koi aisa kaam bata jis main ziada profit ho?
2nd Sardar: Aisa ker sardiyon mein sasti Baraf le ker garmiyon mein baich de. ..