Chow Jokes

Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, I no come work today, I
really
sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work."
The boss says, "You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you
today.
When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her to give me
sex. That
makes everything better and I go to work. You try that."
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "I do what you say and I
feel
great. I be at work soon......... You got nice house.

Hung Chow calls in to work and says, "Hey, boss I no come work today, weally sick. I got headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt. I not comework."
The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today.
When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her give me sex.
Makes everything better and I can go to work. You try.
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again: "Boss, I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon. You got nice house."

Kung Chow called his boss and said: "Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache, leg hurt, I not come work."
The boss says: "Kung Chow I really need you today.
When I feel sick like this I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes me feel better and I can go to work. You should try that."
Two hours later Kung Chow calls again: "Boss, I do what you say and I feel great, I be at work soon. You got nice house."

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Hung Chow calls in to work and says, "Hey, boss I can not come work today, I’m really sick. I’ve got a headache and my legs hurts.
The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife Imelda and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I can go to work. You should try that."
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again:
"Boss, I did what you said and I feel great now. I’ll be in office soon......... Your wife is really good”.