Spaniel Jokes

Where will a springer spaniel never shop? At a flea market!

Collie + Lhasa Apso Collapso: a dog that folds up for easy transport
Spitz + Chow Chow Spitz-Chow: a dog that throws up a lot
Pointer + Setter Poinsettera: traditional Christmas pet
Malamute + Pointer Moot Point: owned by.... oh, well, it doesn't matter anyway
Great Pyrenees + Dachshund Pyradachs: a puzzling breed
Pekingnese + Lhasa Apso Peekasso: an abstract dog
Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel Irish Springer: a dog fresh and clean as a whistle
Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever Lab Coat Retriever: the choice of research scientists
Newfoundland + Basset Hound Newfound Asset Hound: a dog for financial advisors
Terrier + Bulldog Terribull: a dog that makes awful mistakes
Bloodhound + Labrador Blabador: a dog that barks incessantly
Collie + Malamute Commute: a dog that travels to work
Deerhound + Terrier Derriere: a dog that's true to the end
Bull Terrier + Shitzu Bull:. .. Oh, never mind

They crossed a Collie and a Lhasa Apso.
The new breed is a Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport.

They crossed a Spitz and a Chow-Chow.
The new breed is a Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up a lot.

They crossed a Pointer and a Setter.
The new breed is a Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet.

They crossed a Great Pyrenees and a Dachshund.
The new breed is a Pyradachs, a puzzling breed.

They crossed a Pekingese and a Lhasa Apso.
The new breed is Peekasso, an abstract dog.

They crossed a Irish Water Spaniel and a English Springer Spaniel. The new breed is a Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean.

They crossed a Labrador Retriever and a Curly Coated Retriever.
The new breed is a Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of laboratory researchers.

They crossed a Newfoundland and a Basset Hound.
The new breed is a Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors
They crossed more...

One day dad sent his 5 year old sun to the store for a cocker spaniel, butter and a bucket. So he goes to the pet store and says I need a cockitspanket, a what a cockitspankit, oh you must mean a cocker spaniel, yea yea sure whatever. So he goes to the store and says i need some butt, what, some but.Oh you must mean some butter.Yea yea sure whatever.So he goes to the hardware store and says I need a fucket, a what, a fucket, oh.You must mean a bucket.Yea yea sure whatever.So while hes walking outside his cocker spaniel runs away and the boy runs into this hobo and says hold my but and fucket while I get my cockitspankit.

The following breeds are now recognized by both the American and the Canadian Kennel Clubs:
Collie + Lhasa Apso = Collapso. A dog that folds up for easy transport.
Pointer + Setter = Poinsetter. A traditional Christmas pet.
Pekingnese + Lhasa Apso = Peekasso. An abstract dog.
Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever = Lab Coat Retriever. The choice of research scientists.
Newfoundland + Basset Hound = Newfound Asset Hound. A dog suitable for financial advisors.
Spitz + Chow Chow = Spitz-Chow. A dog that throws up quite often.
Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel = Irish Springer. A dog as fresh and clean as a whistle.
Bloodhound + Labrador = Blabador. A dog that barks incessantly.
Collie + Malamute = Commute. A dog that commutes to work.
Deerhound + Terrier = Derriere. A dog that's true to the end.
Bull Terrier + ShihTzu = Ummm, oh... never mind!