Cocker Jokes

One day dad sent his 5 year old sun to the store for a cocker spaniel, butter and a bucket. So he goes to the pet store and says I need a cockitspanket, a what a cockitspankit, oh you must mean a cocker spaniel, yea yea sure whatever. So he goes to the store and says i need some butt, what, some but.Oh you must mean some butter.Yea yea sure whatever.So he goes to the hardware store and says I need a fucket, a what, a fucket, oh.You must mean a bucket.Yea yea sure whatever.So while hes walking outside his cocker spaniel runs away and the boy runs into this hobo and says hold my but and fucket while I get my cockitspankit.

Cavalier Cocker Spaniard
King James Spaniel
Westminster Terrier
Rhode Island Ridgeback
Palmeranian
Copper Spaniel
Cocker Spaniard
Black Labrador (from a license app, dog's color was yellow)
Dorky Terrier
Lopso Apso
El Paso (attempt at Lhasa Apso)
Highland Heeler
Alaskan Malibu
Belgian Manawa
Belgium Malenoise
Basket Hound Bagel
Welch Corgi
Wild Haired Terrier
Carrion Terrier
Wineamimer
Rockwelders (of course we know that should be Rockwilder)
Rottenwiler
Great Pekingese (supposed to be Pyrenees)
Great Pyramid
Miniature Datsun
Irish Settler
Jack Daniels Terrier
German Police Man
Chesapeake A Retriever
Borderline Collie
Chevy King Charles (Cavalier King Charles Spaniel)
Goverment Pinscher

There's a guy with a speech impediment who goes out to run some errands one day. First he goes to a candy store. He walks up to the clerk and says, "I'd like this bum."
The clerk says, "You mean the gum?"
The guy answers, "That's what I said - bum."
So he gets the gum and goes on to the hardware store. He finds an employee and says, "I'd like to have the fucket on that shelf."
The employee asks, "You mean the bucket?"
The guy says, "That's what I said - fucket."
So the man starts walking home with his gum and his bucket and he walks by the pet store. In the window of the pet store is the cutest cocker spaniel puppy he's ever seen. He walks inside and says to the lady at the counter, "I'd like that cock-and-spank-it in the window."
The lady says, "You mean the cocker spaniel?"
The guy says, "That's what I said - cock-and-spank-it."
The lady gives him the dog on more...

How many modern artists does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to throw bulbs against the wall, one to pile hundreds of them in a heap and spray-paint it orange, one to glue light bulbs to a cocker spaniel, and one to put a bulb in the socket and fill the room with light while all the critics and buyers are watching the fellow smashing the bulbs against the wall, the fellow with the spray-gun, and the cocker spaniel.