Impediment Jokes

Q: What is the blonde's chronic speech impediment?
A: She can't say "No".

Santa and Banta were enjoying a few drinks down at the local bar, when Santa said to Banta, "If I ask you a question, will you promise to answer me honestly?"
"Yeah, sure thing," replied his friend, "fire away."
"Well," said Santa, "why do you think all the guys around here find my wife so attractive?"
"It`s probably because of her speech impediment," replied Banta.
"What do you mean her speech impediment?" inquired Santa, "My wife doesn`t have a speech impediment!"
"Well," replied Banta, "you must be the only guy who hasn`t noticed that she can`t say `NO`!"

Over drinks one afternoon a buddy of mine and I were discussing former “loves”. I told him that I once broke-up with a girl long ago because she had a seemingly incurable speech impediment. George said, “Jimmy, I’m shocked. I never know you to be one to be prejudiced against handicaps. What was the girl’s problem? ” Taking a sip, I paused and reflected. “She couldn’t say ‘Yes’. ”

Santa and Banta were enjoying a few drinks down at the local bar, when Santa said to Banta, "If I ask you a question, will you promise to answer me honestly?"
"Yeah, sure thing," replied his friend, "fire away."
"Well," said Santa, "why do you think all the guys around here find my wife so attractive?"
"It's probably because of her speech impediment," replied Banta.
"What do you mean her speech impediment?" inquired Santa, "My wife doesn't have a speech impediment!"
"Well," replied Banta, "you must be the only guy who hasn't noticed that she can't say 'NO'!"

Two life-long friends were enjoying a few pints down at the local bar, when one said to the other: “If I ask you a question, will you promise to answer me honestly? ”
“Yeah, sure thing, ” replied his friend, “fire away. ”
“Well, ” said the first guy, “why do you think all the guys around here find my wife so attractive? ”
“It’s probably because of her speech impediment, ” replied the second guy.
“What do you mean her speech impediment? ”
inquired the first fellow.
“My wife doesn’t have a speech impediment! ”
“Well, ” replied his friend, “you must be the only guy who hasn’t noticed that she can’t say ‘NO’!! ”