"Speech Impediment" joke

Two life-long friends were enjoying a few pints down at the local bar, when one said to the other: “If I ask you a question, will you promise to answer me honestly? ”
“Yeah, sure thing, ” replied his friend, “fire away. ”
“Well, ” said the first guy, “why do you think all the guys around here find my wife so attractive? ”
“It’s probably because of her speech impediment, ” replied the second guy.
“What do you mean her speech impediment? ”
inquired the first fellow.
“My wife doesn’t have a speech impediment! ”
“Well, ” replied his friend, “you must be the only guy who hasn’t noticed that she can’t say ‘NO’!! ”

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