Aadmi Jokes

Patient: Doctor please help me, mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz sunai deti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.
Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai?
Patient: Phone per.

Rizwan (Doctor se): help me, mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz sunai deti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.
Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai?
Rizwan: Phone karte waqt.

Aik aadmi jungle se guzar raha tha
A Churail stops him & says:
Hoo Hoo Haa Ha Ha, mai Churail hoon,
Aadmi: janta hoon, teri 1 behan mere ghar main hai.

PATI: MAI JAB MAR JAUNGA, TO MERE JAISA DUSRA AADMI NAHI MILEGA. PATNI: TUMSE KISNE KAHA MUJHE DUSRA AADMI TUMHARE JAISA CHAHIYE!

Aik aadmi apne dost ki qabar par phool daal raha hota he
Aur brabar men bhi aik aadmi apne dost ki qabar par chawal daal raha hota he.
Pehla Aadmi doosre se kehta he " Ye tumhara dost phool sunghne kab uthe ga?"
Doosra dost:"Jab tumhara dost chawal khane uthe ga