Aik Jokes

Aik Sardar apnay kandhay per aik totay (parrot) ko bitha ker jaa raha tha..
Kisi nay pocha: ”Yeh kon sa janwar hai?
”tota(parrot) bola: “Sardar”

Aik Sardar kay han 20 saal bad bacha hua.
Wo udas ho gaya.
Dost: Yaar udas kion ho?
Sardar: 20 sal baad bacha huwa wo bhi itna sa.

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Aik aadmi apne dost ki qabar par phool daal raha hota he
Aur brabar men bhi aik aadmi apne dost ki qabar par chawal daal raha hota he.
Pehla Aadmi doosre se kehta he " Ye tumhara dost phool sunghne kab uthe ga?"
Doosra dost:"Jab tumhara dost chawal khane uthe ga