Nahi Jokes

Ravan: Bhiksha de do?

Lady: Ye lo.

Ravan: Rekha par karo. (lady crossed the line)

Ravan: Ha, ha, ha, mahi bhikshuk nahi, Ravan hoin.

Lady: Main v Sita nahi, Rakhi Sawant hoin.

Old Man: Putar mere dand (teeth) lai ke aa. Putar: Bapu roti te bani nahi hai. Old Man: Roti nahi khani, sahmne vali buddhi nu smile deni hai.

aik adimi ne apni wife ko khat likha'is mahene salary k badley 100 kiss bhej raha hoon.
wife ne jawab diya 'app ki salray k badley 100 kiss miley, hisaab bhej rahi hoon.
1. doodh wala 2 kiss mea maan giya
2. teacher ko 7 kiss deni pari,
3. sabzi wala 7 kiss mea nahi maana isliye 9 deni pari.
4makaan malik to rooz 6-7 kiss le jata hay.
app fiker nahi kerna, mere pass abhi lag bhag 30, 40 kiss or hain. MAHINA ARAM SE KAT JAEY GA

Patient: Doctor please help me, mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz sunai deti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.
Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai?
Patient: Phone per.

Rizwan (Doctor se): help me, mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz sunai deti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.
Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai?
Rizwan: Phone karte waqt.