Baniya Jokes

Baniya ask to Taxi Driver: CP wale gurudware jayega kya?

Taxi Driver: Han jaon ga.

Baniya ne jaib se lunchbox nikala or kaha: Wapsi main langar ka khana lete aana.

Teacher: Tumhare papa 500 rupees loan lete hai. 10% interest ke hisab se woh 1 saal baad loan vapis karte hai. Batao kitne paise vapis karenge?
Bania’s son: Kuch bhi nahi.
Teacher: Tum maths nahi jante.
Banis’s son: Main toh maths janta hoon, par aap mere papa ko nahi jante.

Baniya on his death time.
My wife, where r u?

Wife: Yes, I’m here

My sons daughters ru all here?

Yes, Papa

Baniya: To phir brabar wale kamre ka pankha Q khula hay? ??

Baniya ne sheikh ko khoon dey k uski jaan bachai.

Sheikh ne usay MERCEDEZ gift kardi.

Sheikh ko phir khoon ki zarorut pari, Baniya ne phir khoon dia.
Ab k bar Sheikh ne till waly laddu gift kiye.

Baniya: Ghusse se, mercedez kion nahi di?

Sheikh: Munna…!! Ab hamarey ander bhi baniye ka khoon dor raha hay.

Baniye ki wife bimaar thi, light na hone ki wajah se usne mombatti jala di.

Baahar jaate hue bola: Doc ko lene jaa raha hun, agar tumhe lage ki tum nahin bachogi to mombatti bujha dena.