Nahi Jokes / Recent Jokes

Rizwan (Doctor se): help me, mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz sunai deti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.
Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai?
Rizwan: Phone karte waqt.

Once santa singh was riding a cycle and he suddenly hit a girl! So girl shouted,' sala ghanti nahi maar sakta tha!!!' And sardarji replied,' poori cycle to maar di ab ghanti alag se Maroon??!!!'

Santa: Soch Raha Hu Ki USA Ghum Aaun, Kitna Paisa Lagega?

Banta: Kuch B Nahi

Santa: Kaise?

Banta: Sochne K Liye Paise Nahi Lagte

Film director ne hiro se kaha - tumko 100 fit ki uchai se swiming pool me chhalang lagani hai.
Hero- lekin mujhe tairna nahi ata, mai dub jaunga.
Director- chinta wali koi baat nahi hai, pool me pani nahi hai.

Teacher: Tumhare papa 500 rupees loan lete hai. 10% interest ke hisab se woh 1 saal baad loan vapis karte hai. Batao kitne paise vapis karenge?
Bania’s son: Kuch bhi nahi.
Teacher: Tum maths nahi jante.
Banis’s son: Main toh maths janta hoon, par aap mere papa ko nahi jante.

Sardar ki mangni hoi, usey pata chala k uski mangaiter
ka kisi se koi affair nahi tha, us nay yeh keh ker mangni tor di
k jo kisi aur ki nahi ho saki wo meri kia ho gi?

Girl: Bas Karo kisine dekh liya to.
Boy: Kuch nahi hoga, Bas seedhi raho aur thoda khol kar rakho.. . . ' Agar Nahi Bataya To Exam Mein Fail Ho Jaunga'