Nahi Jokes / Recent Jokes

Ravan: Bhiksha de do?

Lady: Ye lo.

Ravan: Rekha par karo. (lady crossed the line)

Ravan: Ha, ha, ha, mahi bhikshuk nahi, Ravan hoin.

Lady: Main v Sita nahi, Rakhi Sawant hoin.

Old Man: Putar mere dand (teeth) lai ke aa. Putar: Bapu roti te bani nahi hai. Old Man: Roti nahi khani, sahmne vali buddhi nu smile deni hai.

Boy asks girl: Hamare saath dance karogi...
Girl: Sorry mein bacche ke sath dance nahi karti...
Boy: o Oh sorry, muje pata nahi tha ki aap pregnant ho...

Ekada Mr. Dhadpade bandage lavalelaya awastyet aaplya ghara madhun baher jatana disle. Mi vicharle kay apaghat wagere zala kay? tar te hasale aani mhanale,'nahi apaghat wagere nahi zala. pan kalach mazaya mandaline navin polpat-latane aanale aahe.'

Ek aurt teen bacho ki maa tisari saadi karne ja rahi thi saadi main teesara bacha ro raha tha, to itne me maa boli chup ho ja warna chuthi saadi main nahi loungi.