Nahi Jokes / Recent Jokes
Santa: Soch Raha Hu Ki USA Ghom Aaun.
Banta: Kitna Paisa Lagega?
Santa: Kuch B Nahi
Banta: Kaise?
Santa: Sochne K Liye Paise Nahi Lagte.
Raabert: Boss? Is kaa kyaa kare boss?
Ajeet: Rawbert! Is pille ko liquid oxygen me daal do.
Raabert: Lekin Wo Kyo Boss?
Ajeet: Liquid ise jeene nahi dega, aur oxygen ise marne nahi dega.
Munna Bhai: Aay circuit, baapu bole toh gandhi ji kapde kyu nahi pehantay thay?
Circuit: Bhai bole toh bapu bhi us time ke salmaan khan thay!!!
Sindhi 14th floor se neche gira
Girte waqt usne apni ghar ki khirki me
apni wife ko roti pakate hue dekha
to chilla k bola
MERI ROTI NAHI PAKANA!
Shayari By Sardar Ji:
Khidiki Se Dekha To Rasta Per Koi Nahi Tha. Wah Wah!
Khidiki Se Dekha To Rasta Per Koi Nahi Tha.
Raste Pe Jaa Kar Dekha To Khidiki Pe Koi Nahi Tha.
1 manus sonara kade jato aani tayachi anngathi deto
sonara bolto annghati tumchya sasaryala Aavadli nahi ka
Aavadli O pan me nahi Aavadlo