Sham Jokes

Ram: Sham, you know today I killed 5 mosquitoes. 3 were male and 2 were female.
Sham: How did you know that?
Ram: Simple! The ones 3 male mosquitoes were sitting on my shaving, and the 2 female ones were sitting on my wife's lip stick.

ek din husband ne apne wife ko uske birthday pe pressure cooker gift kiya...... aur bola........ darling, sham ko mere dsto ke liye gajar ka halwa banana...... sham ko jab husband apne dosto ke saath aya to pressure cooker bahar garbage box me tha....... husband ne pucha.. tumne cooker garbage box me kyon dal di..... to wife boli.... ji wo na mere ko baar baar siti maar raha tha........

6) Mother: "What are you writing Ram?"
Ram: "I'm writing a Letter to Baby Sham"
Mother: "But you don't know to write!"
Ram: "So What?, Anyway Sham don't know to read, That's why".
7) Father: "Idiot. How dare you scold your Mother?"
Son: "Don't feel Jealous, since you can't do that".
8) Watchman: "Police will catch if you Urinate here"
Small Boy: "But What are they going to do with my Urine".
9) Two students of second standard didn't know if trousers were singular
or plural. After thinking for very long time they decided, "Singular above and plural below".
10) Old woman: "Doctor I have severe pain in my right leg".
Doctor: "That is due to old age".
Old woman: "But both of my legs are of the same age".
Doctor: ? !

"knock-knock
wh's there?
Sham
Sham who?
oh im sorry i didn't know you were talking to your mom
i'm not im tallking to you
oh i thought you said Shammo