"Short Jokes 2" joke

6) Mother: "What are you writing Ram?"
Ram: "I'm writing a Letter to Baby Sham"
Mother: "But you don't know to write!"
Ram: "So What?, Anyway Sham don't know to read, That's why".
7) Father: "Idiot. How dare you scold your Mother?"
Son: "Don't feel Jealous, since you can't do that".
8) Watchman: "Police will catch if you Urinate here"
Small Boy: "But What are they going to do with my Urine".
9) Two students of second standard didn't know if trousers were singular
or plural. After thinking for very long time they decided, "Singular above and plural below".
10) Old woman: "Doctor I have severe pain in my right leg".
Doctor: "That is due to old age".
Old woman: "But both of my legs are of the same age".
Doctor: ? !