Kiya Jokes

What do you call the birth of a mallu?
Mal(l)-formation

What is the malayalam version of "Maine Pyar Kiya " called?
"Menon Pyar Kiya"

A Foreigner Comes To India. He Likes It And Decides To Spend The Rest Of His Life In India.
One Day He Thougth That He Should Learn Hindi, So He Went To A Hindi Teacher
Teacher: Repeat After Me
Foreigner: Ok
Teacher: Maine Kiya
Foreigner: Maaaaaaaaaaame Kiyo
Teacher: Manoranjan Ke Liye
Foreigner: Maaanoraanjan Kee Liyee
Teacher: Jaldi Chalo
Foreigner: Jaaldi Chaaloo
Then The Foreigner Comes Back To His House In The Way And There Was A Murder Of A Person And The Police Arrived.
Police: Kisne Kiya
Foreigner: Mane Kiya, Mane Kiya!!
Police: Kyuonn Kiya?
Foreigner: Manoranjan Ke Liye
Police: Police Station Chalo
Foreigner: Jaldi Chalo

Santa- arz kiya hai. Uske pyar mein meri kismat jaag gyi, Uske pyar mein meri kismat jaaggyi, Maine usko itne khat likhe ki woh postman ke saath bhag gayi..