Pyar Jokes

In a train compartment husband: Darling, mujhe to tumhari aatma se pyar hai, tumhare jism ki mujhe koi chah nahin. Main tumhari rooh ko chahta hoon, tumhara shareer to mein kutton ko daal doon.
Banta sitting on upper berth says: BOW BOW

What do you call the birth of a mallu?
Mal(l)-formation

What is the malayalam version of "Maine Pyar Kiya " called?
"Menon Pyar Kiya"

Santa- arz kiya hai. Uske pyar mein meri kismat jaag gyi, Uske pyar mein meri kismat jaaggyi, Maine usko itne khat likhe ki woh postman ke saath bhag gayi..