Mallu Jokes

A "Mallu" female (from the heart of Kerala) went for a job interview for the post of a SECRETARY. When the manager saw the Mallu`s colorful attire and gold and well oiled uncombed jet black hair, his mind was screaming "Not This Woman." Nevertheless, he still had to entertain the Mallu.
So he told her, "If You could form a sentence using the words that I give you, then may be I will give you a chance! The words are GREEN, PINK, YELLOW, BLUE, WHITE, PURPLE and BLACK."
The enthusiastic Mallu lady thought for a while and said:
"I hear the phone GREEN GREEN GREEN, then I go and PINK up the phone, I say YELLOW..... BLUE`s that? WHITE did you say? Aiye, Wrong number... .. Don`t PURPLELY disturb people and don`t call BLACK, yokeeyy? Thank you."
The Manager fainted.....

What do you call the birth of a mallu?
Mal(l)-formation

What is the malayalam version of "Maine Pyar Kiya " called?
"Menon Pyar Kiya"

You know it is a mallu when he.................
folds and ties up his lungi every now and then as if he is wading through flood waters.......
has coconut oil dripping from his hair.............
comes to office wearing a pair of rubber slippers...............
always discusses about communism and price of fish. ................
distributes banana chips in office on return from leave..................
hunts for tapioca in the vegetable shop............................................
says' baaig' for a bag and' baayck' for back.........................................
always talks about plans to go to Dubai................... and........................
heads for the' brandy shaap' in the evening everyday without fail............

Mallu wants to clean his well
He asked his friend what is the best way to get in the well for cleaning.
Freind said use a ladder, it is very easy to get in the well.
So using a ladder mallu start to climb down to the well, Got slipped and fell in the water.
Mallu said I never thought using ladder will be so fast and easy to reach the bottom of the well!!!!!!!!!

A "mallu" female (from the heart of kerala) went for a job interview for the post of a secretary. When the manager saw the mallu's colorful attire and gold and well oiled uncombed jet black hair, his mind was screaming "not this woman." nevertheless, he still had to entertain the mallu.

So he told her, "if you could form a sentence using the words that i give you, then may be i will give you a chance! The words are green, pink, yellow, blue, white, purple and black."

The enthusiastic mallu lady thought for a while and said:
"i hear the phone green green green, then i go and pink up the phone, i say yellow..... Blue's that? White did you say? Aiye, wrong number... .. Don't purplely disturb people and don't call black, yokeeyy? Thank you."

The manager fainted.....