Mallu Jokes / Recent Jokes

To meet an Englishman you should go to his castle, to meet a Mallu you should go to his (regular)kaLLu shaap(toddy bar)!

Why was the Marxist leader dumbstruck on arrival at US airport?
Boy, who said Communism is not prevalent in this part of the world, there is Arri-val everywhere.

What processor does a Mallu have in his PC?
A Pendium

What does a Mallu do to run for elections in Hongkong?
Change his name from Thankachan to Than Ka Chan.

What does a Mallu do to run for elections in England?
Change his name from Vaideswaran to Vaides Waran.

What will a mallu reply when asked "Are there any mosquitoes in your house?
Plendy

Why did the Malayalee crossed the road?
Simbly.

How does a malayalee spell the word' MOON'?
Yem wo yettanudherwo yen-uh!

Why do they require 5 people for a Malayalee funeral?
Four to carry the coffin, one to carry the two-in-one.

How does a Malayalee travel in Chembur?
BY ODO

Where did the malayalee study?
In the more...

mallu parents keep all tatsy food in refrigerator and give u "kanji" and "kappa"
Khiladi

Once a cowboy and a mallu pick up a quarrel. The cowboy points a gun at the mallu and says "Yo man. yore ded meat... kiss yore a## bye". Mallu replys - "What rubbish you are toking(talking)... if you vant to fiyt(fight) vith me you zimbly come to my gariage(garage) no... i will hit on your head with a hyammer... and also i think you dond hyave the bolls to pull the trigger..." That was it, the cowboy had enough. He pulled the trigger but to his own head....