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Chicago's Brad Miller says he's not interested in the Knicks. So he'll fit in perfectly in New York.

A big conference of beer producers takes place in the most beautiful town in the world: Amsterdam, the Netherlands.

At the end of the day, the presidents of all the beer companies represented decide to have a drink in a bar.

The president of' Budweiser' orders a Bud, the president of' Miller' orders a Miller Lite, Adolph Coors orders a Coors and the list goes on...

Then the waitress asks Sir Arthur Guinness what he wants to drink, and much to everybody's amazement, Lord Guinness orders a Coke!

'Why don't you order a Guinness?' his colleagues ask...

'Naah. If you guys won't drink beer, then neither will I.'

The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. Robert Frost The easiest job in the world has to be coroner. Surgery on dead people. What's the worst thing that could happen? If everything went wrong, maybe you'd get a pulse Dennis Miller Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? Edgar Bergen Doing nothing is very hard to do... you never know when you're finished. Leslie Nielsen The trouble with unemployment is that the minute you wake up in the morning you're on the job. Slappy White I only go to work on days that don't end in a' y'. Robert Paul It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. Muhammad Ali A good rule of thumb is if you've made it to thirty-five and your job still requires you to wear a name tag, you've made a serious vocational error. Dennis Miller I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. Jerome K Jerome

Reggie Miller allegedly sent a married woman 53 text messages in less than four hours. If he made that many passes when he was playing, he'd have a ring of his own.

My husband has always taken the time to make love to me in a very romantic atmosphere. In fact, all our kids were conceived during Miller Lite commercials.