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The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.As public television viewers in 12 cities sat glued to their sets while doctors in Philadelphia reconstructed 15-month-old Michele Miller's skull during a two-hour operation broadcast live, the girl's parents, Lynn and Paul Miller of Princeton, N.J., opted to watch "The Wizard of Oz" instead.

A man enters the saloon and asks, "Who is the chap named Miller?!"
"I am Miller," answers an old man sitting at the bar.
The man at the door walks to Mr. Miller and knocks him down. Then he leaves the
saloon. Mr. Miller rises, sits on his chair again and starts laughing.
"Why are you laughing?" asks the bar keeper. "I would not find it funny to get
knocked down."
"I played a prank upon him," answers the old man. "My name is not Miller."