Milwaukee Brewers Jokes

Prince Fielder says he hopes to spend the rest of his career in Milwaukee. Mainly because it's the only city in America where he's considered thin.

Milwaukee Brewers pitcher Jeff Suppan posted a 15.00 ERA during the NLDS. The veteran right-hander was so ineffective he may start next season coming out of the bullpen. In a giant sausage costume. He's got plenty of applicable experience, since he's already been eaten alive.

Milwaukee Brewers first baseman Prince Fielder helped defeat the St. Louis Cardinals with an infield single. The last time Fielder ran that fast there was an ice cream truck involved.

The Giants are rumored to be trading starting pitcher Matt Cain to the Brewers in the off-season for first baseman Prince Fielder, shortstop J.J. Hardy and another player. It's still unclear whether the other player will be used to strengthen the Giants' bullpen or will simply be reserved for Prince Fielder to snack on.