Mines Jokes

Santa And Banta Decide To Apply For Jobs At A Mine That Had Opened Nearby. After Sitting In The Waiting Room For A While, Banta Gets Called In For His Interview. The Boss Asks Banta If He Had Worked Underground Mines Before? Banta Says That He Had. The Boss Asks Him How Deep Under Ground He Worked? Banta Says, “Oh, About 8 To 10 Feet. ”The Boss Says, “Mines Are A Lot Deeper Than That, Get Out Of Here - You’re No Miner! ”On His Way Out, Banta Tells Santa To Tell The Boss That He Worked Real Deep Underground So He Could Get The Job. Santa Gets Called In. The Boss Asks Santa If He Had Worked Underground Mines Before? Santa Says, “Oh Sure. ”The Boss Asks How Deep Underground He Worked. Santa Says, “I Used To Work In A Mine 20, 000 Feet Underground. “The Boss Says, “20, 000 Feet, Wow! That Is Incredible!, “What Kind Of Lights Did You Use In A Mine So Deep Underground? “Santa Says, “Oh, I Didn’t Need A Light, I Worked On The Day Shift! ”

Mines are equal opportunity weapons.

Santa and Banta decide to apply for jobs at a mine that had opened nearby. After sitting in the waiting room for a while, Banta gets called in for his interview.
The boss asks Banta if he had worked underground mines before? Banta says that he had.
The boss asks him how deep under ground he worked?
Banta says, "Oh, about 8 to 10 feet."
The boss says, "Mines are a lot deeper than that, get out of here - you`re no miner!"
On his way out, Banta tells Santa to tell the boss that he worked real deep underground so he could get the job. Santa gets called in.
The boss asks Santa if he had worked underground mines before?
Santa says, "Oh sure."
The boss asks how deep underground he worked.
Santa says, "I used to work in a mine 20, 000 feet underground."
The boss says, "20, 000 feet, Wow! That is incredible!, "What kind of lights did you use in a mine so deep underground?"
Santa says, more...

Cunning Chinese scientists invented fireworks centuries before Francis Scott Key wrote the Star Spangled Banner. Their favorite little sparkler was a plunder-triggered land mine known as

"Underground Sky-Soaring Thunder." Anyone that plucked up the plunder got triggered sky high on a wave of thunder. Floating marine mines were invented by the Chinese in the 14th century, using inflated ox bladders. In this century they have cunningly invented marine "Smart" Mines too, mines smart enough to border on the brilliant.

Actually, they extend a little beyond the border. Chinese Smart Mines can tell the difference between Carriers and Love Boats. They can even spot the X in the plosion where the damage would be the most exasperating. That's pretty sophisticated for a government that pays people to cut grass with stainless steel scissors.

Smart Mines are dangerous even if they don't get loose into the open sea. Recent history tells us that more...

Santa and Banta decide to apply for jobs at a mine that had opened nearby. After sitting in the waiting room for a while, Banta gets called in for his interview.
The boss asks Banta if he had worked underground mines before? Banta says that he had.
The boss asks him how deep under ground he worked?
Banta says, "Oh, about 8 to 10 feet."
The boss says, "Mines are a lot deeper than that, get out of here - you're no miner!"
On his way out, Banta tells Santa to tell the boss that he worked real deep underground so he could get the job. Santa gets called in.
The boss asks Santa if he had worked underground mines before?
Santa says, "Oh sure."
The boss asks how deep underground he worked.
Santa says, "I used to work in a mine 20,000 feet underground."
The boss says, "20,000 feet, Wow! That is incredible!, "What kind of lights did you use in a mine so deep underground?"
Santa says, "Oh, I more...