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Norm Coleman will now have to resort to his backup plan, being South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford's wingman.

What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota? Anorexic

Q: Why don't they let Minnesota women go out with Wisconsin guys?
A: Have you ever seen a gopher hole after a badger has been in it?

How can you tell a Minnesota hockey fan? Ask him what color the blue line is and wait. It may take him ten minutes to answer.

The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny. St. Paul, Minnesota: For people with lots on their agenda, Minnesota Mining & Manufacturing Company creates 25-inch-by-30-inch Post-It Easel Pads.

Brett Favre announced his retire from the Minnesota Vikings and revealed his "post-football" plans.
Rather than returning to Mississippi as everyone expected, he surprised everyone by saying that he intends to stay in Minnesota and open a bakery with former Viking teammate, Adrian Peterson. Their specialty item will be...turnovers!

Minnesota Twins pitcher, Johan Santana, struck out 17 batters in one game yesterday.

17 strikeouts in about 3 hours. That’s like me at a singles bar.