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A note left for a pianist from his wifeGone Chopin, (have Liszt), Bach in a Minuet

On day this man walks into a church goes to the altar, and neals down to pray.
The man says, "God, how long is a minuet to you?"
Then God says,"Well, a millon years."
Then the man asks, "Well how much is a penny to you/"
God Says "A millon dollars."
Then the man says, "well can i have a penny?"
God Says " yeah, In a minuet