Misdemeanor Jokes

Foxy Brown pleaded not guilty to misdemeanor charges resulting from a scuffle in a beauty supply store. Brown was charged with one count of misdemeanor assault and three counts of funk.

Sex is a misdemeanor.. . the more I miss it, the meaner I get

It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.(Dumb Laws - California)

Sex is a misdemeanor...